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82. INT. BAR. NIGHT
After the DAY’S WORK in the OFFICE the TRIO OF KEN, RAY and DAN sitting at the HIGH BROW BAR, drinking happily and cheerfully sharing JOKES.
KEN
Filling his glass almost to the brim with HENNESSY
I went to see my woman, earlier today.
RAY
Sips his glass of B & G wine as he speaks.
Which of them? We know you have over a dozen of them.
KEN
See who’s talking. Don’t you have more than I do?
DAN
Ken, I don’t seem to agree with you, you’re our present day, King Solomon.
RAY
God bless you, Dan, for you always speak the truth, in fact, bar man! Bar man!
BAR MAN
Sir!
RAY
You know what this oga is drinking?
BAR MAN
Yes sir, it’s Moet Champagne.
RAY
Right! Quickly, go and get him two more bottles, I will pay.
BAR MAN
Sir, do you mean two at the same time?
RAY
My friend don’t stand there and ask me silly question, go and get what I ordered, may be you don’t know he’s a fish.
Laughter as the bar man goes and returns in jiffy with the drinks.
KEN
Obviously, you guys are not interested in the story I wanted to tell you so I rather keep it to myself.
DAN
O’boy! Which one wey you dey now? Go ahead with the gist, Ray, only asked to know the particular babe you went to see and I don’t think is bad you tell us.
KEN
Don’t be in a hurry to lick your fingers; you will get to know the ‘chick’ as the story unfolds. So, when I got there, after exchanging the usual pleasantries with her, she was telling me how she had a swell time during the weekend…
RAY
Wait, wait, please, pause there for a second, do you mean she told you that she actually had it with somebody else eh?
KEN
Relax; I’m not done with the story yet.
DAN
So how did she have the swell time, we want to know?
KEN
She said she had her fun attending church services and being in God’s presence.
RAY
Now, I think I know who you’re talking about, Ken, take that Ngozi to a Psychiatrist, she’s sick in the head.
DAN
This is ridiculous, how can one really catch fun in church, is that possible?
KEN
My brother, I wouldn’t know, it’s been a long time I went to church, Ray would be in a better position to tell us, he recently attended a vigil, in fact, and it was actually the church she attends that Ray went.
RAY
You guys without being told should know exactly what I went for.
DAN
For me, it’s been close to twenty years I set my foot in a church so Ray, you’re in a better position as Ken right said to tell us if one can really derive some fun attending church services.
RAY
There’s really nothing to tell you except that I was busy looking at the hips of some ‘chicks’ there.
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DAN
You mean the ‘chicks’ there, have some good curves?
RAY
Good is an understatement, what they actually have there are voluptuous hips and elegantly structured out curves that can make you sell off that your exquisitely furnish law firm to ensure that you ravish them one after the other.
DAN
So, why didn’t you tell us this before?
KEN
Did you really want to know?
DAN
Why not! Ray, honestly, you’re taking us there, inform that babe that took you there that you’ll be coming over again with a couple of your friends. At least if I can’t capture any, let me give my eyes some fun.
RAY
well, if you insist.
DAN
I insist! Ken, do you have any objection?
KEN
I’m in besides, my girl will be glad to see me there.
DAN
This calls for a celebration, bar man! Bar man!
BAR MAN
Sir!
DAN
Get us more drinks
83. INT. KEN’S OFFICE. DAY
KEN about entering his OFFICE and CAROL follows him behind carrying his DESIGNER’S BRIEF CASE, and then delivers a message to him as they enter into the FORMER’S OFFICE PROPER.
CAROL
Sir, you fiancée called this morning on the office line, she said she tried your two lines that they weren’t available and you should try and call her back as soon as you receive the message.
KEN
Who’s my fiancée; I mean who’s the person that called you?
CAROL
Sorry sir but I thought Ngozi is your fiancée?
KEN
Do you want me to marry her?
CAROL
Frankly speaking sir, if you ask for my opinion, I will tell you to marry her, she’s a nice lady and she loves you sincerely.
KEN
You mean Lucy and others don’t love me?
CAROL
Sir, I have worked for you now for quite a long time and you’ve been treating me so well not just like an employee but as any kind man would do to his sister and I feel it would be wrong for me to see a disaster looming your way without letting you know about it.
KEN
Laughing.
So, what’s the disaster?
CAROL
Lucy!
KEN
You’re not serious, my friend that girl loves me for real.
CAROL
No boss! She only loves your money not you.
KEN
And I want her succulent body!
…to be continued!
